|Birthday||June 13, 1976|
|Age||30 (Season 1), 31 (Season 2), 32 (Season 3)|
|First Appearance||The Flamingo Has Landed|
|Last Appearance||Saint Nick O' Time: Part Two|
|Voice Actor||Richard Waugh|
Deadpan, monotone and humourless, Milo's dad ironically runs a humour and novelty store where Milo gets his joke products from. With a voice that borders on deep-funereal, Dad is still somehow a warm guy, despite his overall stiffness. His full name was revealed in the episode "Fault Line" by Milo's mom.